I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
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She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
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Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
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