Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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