Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
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2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
you had me at cake vodka
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
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Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
we're so committed to being not committed
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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