so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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