Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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