I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
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He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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