How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
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Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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