He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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