hotel room ftw
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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