it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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