Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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