Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
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i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
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Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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