yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Randomize