Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
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Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
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Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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