Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
