Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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