yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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