i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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