wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
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I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
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Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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