I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
her vagine was all disorganized.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
His nipple licking is glorious
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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