i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
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Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
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It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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