Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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