i just had sex bonerless
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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