16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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