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Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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