y did u give ur computer a hand job?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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