so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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