This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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