She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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