We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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