I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize