dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
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The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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