Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
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I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I think a kid would responsible me up
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Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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