Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
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I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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