We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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