And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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