Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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