brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
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well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
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If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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