Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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