Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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