Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
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