So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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