Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
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couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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