I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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