Quick, to the slutcave!
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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