so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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