they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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