Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
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the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
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I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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