Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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