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I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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