I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
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I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
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He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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