Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I'm at about main and main street
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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