love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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