finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
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I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
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I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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